why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
Haruka & Michiru: A Lesson in Innuendos
I’m proud to call them my OTP.
If we all handled situations like this, the world would be a better place.
yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)