funasshi:

spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:

funasshi:

townsvillain:

preshiram:

why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate 

if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there

i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole

i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape

i know what i said

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

Madrid, Spain 24/05/2013 

princessmagicaldaydreamer:

serenity-moon:

Haruka & Michiru: A Lesson in Innuendos

I’m proud to call them my OTP.

slumperella:

If we all handled situations like this, the world would be a better place.

fasterfood:

yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)